Quotes & Quips for March

• “People call it luck when you’ve acted more sensibly than they have.” (Anne Tyler, quoted in RealSimple.com)
• “Several excuses are always less convincing than one.”
• “You are no bigger than the things that annoy you.” (Jerry Bundsen)
• “Cats are smarter than dogs— You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.” (Jeff Valdez)
• “We probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.” (Olin Miller)
• “When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.” (Henry Ford)
• “Authority without wisdom is like a heavy ax without an edge, more fit to bruise than polish.” (Anne Bradstreet, quoted in the Associated Press)
• “Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.” (George Bernard Shaw, quoted in the London Independent)
• “How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?” (Oscar Wilde)
• “I think politicians should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.”
• “Tell me what you read and I’ll tell you who you are.” (Francois Mauriac, quoted in HuffingtonPost.com)

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: President Calvin Coolidge went to church, and afterwards was asked by a friend what the minister spoke on. “He preached on sin.” The friend asked what the preacher had to say about sin, and Coolidge answered, “He’s against it.” (quoted on Sermoncentral.com)