He has a radar mind to detect and know of every possible disturbance, illness, and problem.
A check valve to insure against all mistakes and forgetfulness.
Hair: One side long for the youth and the other side gray for maturity and experience.
Automatic mind to produce three or four lively and entertaining messages each week.Deep enough to be profound yet shallow enough to be understood by a child.
Ears to hear all gossip, grumblings, and complaints.
Eyes to see only the good in everybody.
A file cabinet in his brain of every member, guest visitor, and full record of everything in the Bible. Thousands of promotional ideas at his fingertips.
A nose to smell out every problem, yet small enough to stay out of people’s business.
A tongue to speak only good and smile through every hardship.
No heart so he can never be offended.
Split personality—One side serious. The other side hilarious.
Right arm spring wound to lead enthusiastic singing, shake hands and to lend whenever someone needs help.
Swift feet to keep going without getting tired.
Has a clone so he can be in more than one place at a time.
